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Why didn't you fix that stupid dish?
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I tried. The nuts are all stripped.
I can't get them off.
3
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You're using needle-nose pliers
instead of a Crescent wrench?
4
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You're such a donkey.
5
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These nuts aren't stripped, they're fine.
Are you a complete moron?
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Yes! I got you.
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What the hell are you doing?
8
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- Getting you.
- Why?
9
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Revenge, baby.
10
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Revenge for what?
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{\an8}Yes! I got you.
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- What are you doing?
- Getting you.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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Your face. It's the worst.
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Anyway, have fun on the roof
all day, idiot.
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Jay, I was on that roof for 12 hours
for no reason.
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No, I told you the reason.
It was your face and how it's the worst.
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That very day, around hour four,
I started plotting my revenge.
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In 2015, I convinced drea
to get a satellite TV
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by offering to pay for it.
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I could barely afford $80 a month,
but it was worth it.
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Then I checked the weather,
and I found the perfect, boiling hot day.
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We live in San Antonio. Every day is hot.
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Shut up! I am talking now!
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Then I did research for weeks
on bolts and wrenches,
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and then all the stuff
that you know about.
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And then today,
after ten years, I pounced.
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That was one of the worst days of my life.
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And you have never apologized.
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So, all you have to do...
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Say that you're sorry
and I will let you down.
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But I know you're never gonna do that.
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Never.
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So, suck roof.
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Aww, man,
you guys getting rid of the satellite?
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How are you gonna watch
Guatemala has talent?
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[Jay] Hey.
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Primo's little friend that isn't Miguel,
give me a hand with that ladder.
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No. Do not get involved in revenge.
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- Don't even look at him.
- [Jay] Primo! Primo!
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I'm your uncle!
Don't leave me on this roof.
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Oh. It's already hot.
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I gotta hand it to him.
He did his research.
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[Theme music playing]
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Hey, everybody!
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You see your uncle outside?
Is he sucking roof?
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Uh, I have no idea what that means.
But look, I won an award!
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The whataburger what a student award.
Oh, my god! That's incredible!
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It's 250 bucks.
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And this certificate
with all these fancy scripts on it.
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Rafa, that's fantastic.
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Only two students
in the whole school got these.
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- Are you the other one who got it?
- No.
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Then why are you so excited?
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Because I'm rafa's friend.
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I don't know. I think it's weird.
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[Andrea] Gimme, gimme.
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Wow.
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This deserves a place on
the wall of accomplishments and praise.
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The wall of accomplishments and praise.
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- The wap.
- Ma, please.
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You have to say
the whole name now, remember?
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You can't just shorten it anymore.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're taking down my degree?
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Degree? I thought rafa was gonna be
the first one to go to college.
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Oh, he is. That's a certificate from
the San Antonio technological institute.
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Yeah, I have a degree in computer science.
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You have a certificate in computers.
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Your final exam was printing that out.
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Drea, you can't move that.
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That is a significant
family accomplishment.
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You can just hang it up at your place,
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right next to your autographed picture
of that sexy blood lady.
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Her name is Elizabeth Holmes.
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And when she gets out of prison,
she's gonna change the world.
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Uh-huh.
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Maybe we can just leave
uncle Ryan's thing up?
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See?
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Even primo doesn't care
about a stupid little award.
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It's ridiculous these days.
Everybody gets a participation trophy.
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I mean, yours literally says,
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"Ryan Gonzales participated
in a ten-week computer course."
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And it's not stupid.
I worked hard to earn it.
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You know what?
I don't like to throw this term around,
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- but this is cancel culture.
- Okay.
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I feel like you do like
to throw that term around.
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[Slurps] Ugh. Not enough bubbles.
Cancel culture.
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You're breaking up with me
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just because I took a platonic nap
with your sister?
90
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That's cancel culture.
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Cell service canceled for non-payment?
You know what this is?
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Why do you keep calling everything
cancel culture?
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I don't know.
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I hear it used a lot, and I don't want
Succession Or Euphoria
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and I don't know who doja cat is.
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I just wanna be a part of something.
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Hey, don't worry, bro.
You are a part of something.
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You're part of the people
not on the wall anymore.
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Do you think you're being helpful
right now?
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Let me down, stupid.
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- No.
- Mike, let me down.
102
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- No.
- I wanna get down.
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- No.
- Let me down.
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- No.
- Mike, let me down.
105
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- No.
- Mike, I'm serious.
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- Go get the ladder.
- No.
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Please let me down?
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No.
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Drea, come on.
I earned my spot on that wall.
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I earned my award.
I had to write a ten-page paper.
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You just had to learn
how to send some emails.
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- Nice, primo.
- Tough.
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Okay, listen, it's my house.
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- It's my wap.
- Oh, my god, ma, please.
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And I decide what goes on it.
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No. That's not good enough.
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There's only one fair way to solve this.
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Game champ.
Winner decides what goes on the wall.
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What's game champ?
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It's a Gonzales family Frankenstein.
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It's the greatest game ever invented
because it contains all the other games.
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Name a game, it's part of game champ.
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- Monopoly?
- Yeah.
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- Cranium?
- Hell yeah.
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Hungry, hungry hippos?
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Stop naming games.
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- I said it's every game.
- [Rafa] It's everything.
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There's trivial pursuit,
chutes and ladders,
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restaurant menus,
untranslated Ikea instructions.
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It combines strategy,
hand-eye coordination,
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thigh strength, pain tolerance,
and mental prowess.
132
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And we are not playing.
I can't lie to the police again.
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Blood-curdling screams?
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No, we... I haven't heard anything like...
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[Rollie] Ah!
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Whoo! I am the game champ!
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Bow down to the game champ!
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Whoo!
139
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Look, game champ is messy.
But so is the quest for justice.
140
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Seriously?
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Whatever. Just let us play!
You know you wanna play.
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- I kind of do.
- What?
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It's game champ. I like game champ.
Who doesn't like game champ?
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Yeah. I am fully prepared
to leave him up there for weeks.
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Are we playing game champ?
146
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Oh, I'm in. I call pocket knife.
I'm the pocket knife.
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All the knives are gone. Remember?
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Because of how Jay almost lost, like,
several of his toes last time.
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You in, primo? Or are you chicken fingers?
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Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk!
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- That's a good chicken.
- Thank you.
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Fine. I'm in.
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- Let's get started.
- I wanna play. Can I play too?
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If you're gonna play with us,
you got to learn the official rules.
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"Each turn begins with a roll of 12 dice.
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The top roll gets to either play a turn
or flick another player's nose.
157
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If they choose nose flick,
it activates 'flick-o-mode.'
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{\an8}and whoever gets the most flicks
in one minute begins the turn."
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This is insane.
160
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Oh, yeah. This game is nuts.
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[Andrea] There's only a few hours
until dinner,
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so we got to play the short version.
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No binge drinking,
no foot races, no moped stunts,
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no shoe-swapping,
and no stick-and-poke tattooing.
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- Sorry, babe.
- [Ryan] Oh, wait.
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{\an8}Harris hasn't played before.
We need to initiate him.
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{\an8}[Andrea] Ah!
168
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I thought you said knives were gone.
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There's always a knife.
170
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Hey, should I sterilize this?
Or are you cool?
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- Yeah, I'm out. I'm gonna leave.
- It's for the best.
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Okay, we're missing
the jar of rancid peanuts
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and the throwing stars.
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I'm on it.
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- [Gentle music playing]
- [Indistinct chatter]
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[Andrea] Rollie, hurry up. We're starting.
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[Ryan] The sword.
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[Bell ringing]
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- Oh!
- All right, mondo,
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- you get to spend the pregnancy test.
- Yes!
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Hey, I need your help.
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- A ghost owes me $40.
- Oh, okay.
183
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As soon as we're done here, I'll help you.
184
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No, this can't wait.
This is urgent ghost business.
185
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Okay, so whoever this lands on
has to eat whatever's in my pocket.
186
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- Okay.
- Oh!
187
00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:07,550
[Andrea chuckling] Oh, no.
188
00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,260
You have no shirt, you're out.
189
00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,580
[Rafa] Uncle Rollie's right.
190
00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:13,640
We instituted that rule after
the Magic Mike Challenge of 2018.
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00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:14,840
[Ryan] Yup.
192
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I had to throw away the whole couch.
Too many body oil stains.
193
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It looked like a giant piece of flan.
194
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Well, I guess I'm out too. Bummer.
Hey, mondo, come on, let's go.
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When I get off this roof,
I'm gonna hit him with a pipe.
196
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No, I'm gonna hit him with a car.
197
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No, I'm gonna hit him...
198
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Sudden death: This or that. Speed round.
199
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- One of you is dead.
- What's the category?
200
00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:44,630
Actor or disease.
You have one second to answer.
201
00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:45,990
The first wrong answer loses.
202
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Mike, primo, drea.
That's the order. Are you ready?
203
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,120
- Got it.
- Here we go.
204
00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,300
- Cumberbatch.
- Actor.
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00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,500
- Zika.
- Disease.
206
00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:53,680
- Waititi.
- Actor.
207
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:54,680
- Fishburne.
- Actor.
208
00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:55,930
- Ventimiglia.
- Actor.
209
00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:56,850
- Ebola.
- Disease.
210
00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,050
- Vitiligo.
- Actor.
211
00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:00,440
Wrong. Vitiligo is a disease, dummy.
212
00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,810
Vitiligo is the guy
from Lord of the rings, Dummy.
213
00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,860
No, that's Viggo mortensen,
not vitiligo mortensen.
214
00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,130
- You're out!
- Bye.
215
00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:11,090
You know what?
Everyone at this table can go to hell.
216
00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:15,080
Well, well, well. And then there were two.
217
00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,720
- I'm still in.
- Whatever. The two that matter.
218
00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,140
[Mondo] Who are you trying to contact
in the spirit world?
219
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,160
Felipe.
220
00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:30,090
Rodeo clown Felipe or heart attack Felipe?
221
00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:33,840
Heart attack Felipe.
Rodeo clown Felipe survived the goring.
222
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,640
Oh, that's good.
That was a big hole. Right in his chest.
223
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,650
- [Andrea] It's water balloon bingo!
- [Rafa] Yeah.
224
00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:41,440
[Ryan] Water balloon bingo is my favorite.
225
00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,310
- [Andrea laughs]
- Come on, let's go.
226
00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:45,480
[Scoffs] Okay.
227
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,320
Let's see if the spirit world
wants to communicate with us.
228
00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,610
W-h-y. Why?
229
00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:54,910
Maybe heart attack Felipe wants to know
why you made me stop playing game champ
230
00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:56,950
or why you ruined my favorite shirt.
231
00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,490
No. I know what this is.
232
00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:00,580
Hey, you took that bet
fair and square, Felipe.
233
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,580
Nobody forced you to jump that ditch.
234
00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:05,060
- Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch!
- Are you ready, old man?
235
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,750
[Crowd] Jump that ditch!
236
00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:10,710
My arm is numb, my chest is tight,
and my mouth tastes like metal.
237
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,260
Let's do this!
238
00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:13,980
[Engine revving]
239
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:20,320
{\an8}[Crowd] Jump that ditch!
Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch!
240
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:26,330
He died doing what he loved.
Losing control of a vehicle.
241
00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:33,750
Forty-six.
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Monologue jungle.
Recite a monologue from a movie.
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One wrong word and you're out.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Here we go.
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"Tony Montana, Scarface.
Political prisoner monologue."
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Easy.
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- All right, here you go. Keep track.
- [Clears throat]
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As always, I will be substituting
desert foods for all the cuss words.
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- Okay.
- [Clears throat]
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[As Tony Montana] Do you know
I eat octopus three times a day?
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I got fudging octopus
coming out of my fudging ears, man.
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I got the fudging Russian shoes,
my feet's comin' through. Huh?
253
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How'd you like that?
254
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What, you want me to stay there
and do nothing?
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Hey, I'm no fudging criminal, man.
256
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I'm no pudding nor thief.
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I Tony Montana,
a political prisoner from Cuba.
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And I want my fudgin' human rights!
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[Rafa] Wow.
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That was great! Amazing!
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[In normal voice] Thank you.
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Unfortunately, you're out.
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What? No way. I nailed it.
264
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Ooh, but you didn't.
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It's, "and I want
my fudgin' human rights now,"
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not, "and I want my fudgin' human rights."
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- You forgot the "now."
- [Ryan] He's right.
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It has to be word-perfect.
That's the rule.
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Out.
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That's cool.
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Ugh!
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It's down to you and me.
273
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[Andrea] Bullshit!
274
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Headband is up for grabs.
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[Andrea] Take up my chair!
276
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I'm getting another message. Yes.
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S-i-n-g.
278
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He wants you to sing a song in his honor.
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What song?
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I think, hmm, yes,
he wants you to make one up.
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He wants you to invent a song
in tribute to his life.
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He says, make it good,
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or he's going to haunt the... out of you.
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Yeah, that does sound like him.
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♪ Felipe, you were old as hell ♪
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♪ and you had 11 heart attacks ♪
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♪ and you're really bad
At calculating the width of ditches ♪
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♪ and you drove your station wagon
Right into heaven ♪
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♪ or hell ♪
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♪ probably hell 'cause you're not
That really great of a dude ♪
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♪ kind of a pervert
If we're being honest ♪
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this is very moving.
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You should keep going
for another eight minutes.
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♪ Felipe... ♪
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hey, man,
I'm getting kind of hungry up here.
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Oh, I'm sorry, bud. I got you a sandwich.
297
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Sock sandwich?
298
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I'm not gonna eat this.
299
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You didn't give me any food
when I was trapped up there, so...
300
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Let it go. We were kids.
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You were 30. Bon appetit.
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I have bad news.
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It seems your awful singing
has angered heart attack Felipe.
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And he's in the room.
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Heart attack Felipe's here?
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Yes, as his younger self.
307
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He's ripped, man. And he's after you.
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He says he doesn't owe you a crap.
In fact, he says you owe him the 40 bucks.
309
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Nah, no way.
Hey, look, man. We made a bet. You lost.
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You had a heart attack, you died.
So you owe me 40 bucks. Hey, fair's fair.
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That's not how he sees it.
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He says you should give me the money.
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- Give it to you?
- Yes.
314
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I am a bridge between realms.
315
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So, if you give the money to me,
I can make sure he gets it.
316
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I only charge $10 for the service.
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So 50 total.
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He wants you to give me the $50.
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[Sighs] Fine.
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- Fine?
- Yeah.
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I mean, this is what I was worried about.
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Some people say that since the front tires
touched the other wall of the ditch,
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that technically, he made it across.
So, I lost the bet.
324
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,320
But to me, the bet was whether Felipe
would make the jump, not the car.
325
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He clearly didn't,
because he was dead in the ditch.
326
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But I don't even care about any of that.
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I just miss my friend
and I don't want him to be mad at me.
328
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Can you ask him if he's mad at me?
329
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[Chuckles softly] Rollie.
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Come on. I know what to do.
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[Dramatic music playing]
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Yeah! Give me that money.
333
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Tea pot dome scandal.
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The magna carta.
335
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- Adele dazeem.
- Thin mints.
336
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Yes!
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You like that?
338
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Jeffrey dahmer and Winston Churchill.
339
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Oh, no. Is it the human femur?
340
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Sister act 2: Back in the habit.
341
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j-a-m-i-r-o-q-u-a-i, jamiroquai.
342
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Five seconds left.
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- You need every word.
- Almost done.
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- [Timer beeping]
- Here we go.
345
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- What is that?
- I found every word.
346
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That doesn't count.
You just circled everything.
347
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Yes, and within that circle
lies every single word.
348
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I win.
349
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No, you don't. That clearly doesn't count.
It's my turn.
350
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And all I need to do
is roll higher than four,
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which I did, because there are 12 dice.
352
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And that is ga...
353
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Dude.
354
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If you swallow your opponent's game piece,
you win game champ.
355
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- That's not a rule.
- It is now.
356
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,720
Explain how eating a piece of metal
makes you the smartest.
357
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,130
How does winning an award
from a burger place make you the smartest?
358
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It doesn't. I win. Game over. Game champ.
359
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Ryan, may I speak with you in the kitchen?
360
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Oh, no. I just ate. Thank you.
361
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- Get in here.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:42,150
Hey, primo, do me a favor.
Take these out to your uncle Jay.
363
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:45,780
- Oh, no, I am not getting involved.
- Please?
364
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:48,330
He's been up there a really long time.
I'm starting to feel bad.
365
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I'm just not ready to admit that.
366
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,170
Okay.
367
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:58,370
Let's play a new game.
It's called drea's lie detector.
368
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The way it works is
I'm gonna ask you questions.
369
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And if you lie to me, I smack you.
370
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,250
I do not wanna play this.
371
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,590
Are you so insecure
that you think winning this game
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will prove that you're better
than your 16-year-old nephew?
373
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,030
No. We're just playing a fun game.
374
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,810
Fine. Yes.
I wanna prove I'm better than primo.
375
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:20,350
And you realize how silly it is
that a grown man is jealous of a child?
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00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:22,150
It's not silly.
377
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:26,270
It's very silly. Yes, I see that.
378
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:29,110
And you realize
that this is your nephew, who you love,
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00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,710
and him winning an award
should make you proud of him?
380
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,330
Well... uh, now, hold on.
381
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:38,830
Okay, if you look at it
in a certain way... no, you're right.
382
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,960
I love him and I will apologize.
383
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,620
Thank you.
384
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,810
But this really is cancel culture.
385
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,670
Go ahead.
386
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:49,730
What's "cancel culture"?
387
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,550
Hey, uncle Mike asked me
to give these to you.
388
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,060
I think he's starting to feel bad.
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00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,270
[Jay] Oh, thank god.
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00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,700
[Sighs]
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00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,230
This is vinegar. Primo, you got involved.
392
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,070
No, I didn't. I swear.
Uncle Mike tricked me.
393
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:13,240
And I just got distracted,
all the stuff with uncle Ryan.
394
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,880
He's coming at me so hard,
it's making me wanna fight him.
395
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,140
Listen to me very carefully, primo.
396
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,750
Follow that instinct.
397
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:25,950
Really?
398
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,300
You can't ever back down. Look at me.
399
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,880
I've been on this roof for hours.
400
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,920
I'm sunburned, I'm starving,
401
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,470
and I'm two minutes from pooping
in whatever pipe that is.
402
00:18:35,670 --> 00:18:36,870
Please don't poop down a pipe.
403
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,720
The point is,
you can't let people push you around.
404
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,490
I'd rather stay up here for a month
than let Mike win.
405
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,920
I forgot it was vinegar.
406
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,620
Hey, primo. We need to talk.
407
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,910
Yeah, we do.
408
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,290
I earned that spot on that wall
and I'm taking it.
409
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,750
Whoa. What's going on?
410
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,290
I won fair and square. I'm the game champ.
411
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,420
I'm one of only two
whataburger what a students
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00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,710
in the entire south San Antonio region.
413
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,730
My certificate
deserves to be on that wall.
414
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:15,650
Well, you've given me
a lot to think about.
415
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,610
[Chuckles]
416
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,430
Where are you going?
417
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,290
[Instrumental music plays]
418
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,710
[Door opens, closes]
419
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,200
Why did your uncle Ryan
just run out of our house with your award?
420
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,830
Because he's a weirdo.
He's probably gonna try to eat it.
421
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,040
I played a game with Ryan
422
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:44,660
where every time he said something dumb,
I slapped him.
423
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,540
I'm not gonna do that with you
because you're a child.
424
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,460
But also because
you should be smart enough
425
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:50,980
to understand what you did wrong.
426
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,770
How is this my fault?
427
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:58,720
Rafa, look, Ryan feels threatened.
428
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,720
He's always thought of himself
as the smart one in the family.
429
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,810
And then you come along.
430
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,520
And you're, you know,
might be going to college
431
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,230
and you're winning burger awards.
432
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:11,830
Now he is acting like a buffoon.
433
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,920
But maybe you can try and understand
what he's feeling.
434
00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,780
But what am I supposed to do about it?
435
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,910
You're a whataburger what a student.
436
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:24,180
You ought to be able
to what-a-figure it out.
437
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,790
Nope. That was bad.
438
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:31,020
But all the other stuff I said
was good and wise.
439
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,350
Okay.
440
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,100
Okay.
441
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,880
[Rollie] Are you sure about this?
442
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,130
[Mondo] Yeah.
443
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,640
This is where Felipe crossed over.
444
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,660
Literally and figuratively.
445
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,030
He'll hear you.
446
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,660
What's up, Felipe?
447
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,490
Man, this is crazy.
448
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,800
You're really gone.
449
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:01,840
I thought you were gonna live forever.
450
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,630
I mean, lifetime record
against heart attacks?
451
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:05,800
You were ten and one.
452
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,890
That's pretty good.
453
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,530
Hey, remember that one time
you had a stroke
454
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,100
while you were having a heart attack?
455
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,380
I mean, probably not, I guess,
456
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,110
because it was a massive stroke
that badly damaged your brain.
457
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:22,070
Anyway, I'm really sad that you're gone.
458
00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:24,950
I hope it wasn't my fault.
459
00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:27,780
I miss you, Felipe.
460
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,000
You're my wildest, craziest friend,
461
00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:36,120
which, again, is why you're dead.
462
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250
Amen.
463
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,520
You can keep that.
464
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:01,320
Rollie, the spirits
can't communicate with words.
465
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:05,360
But we feel their energy,
as they feel ours.
466
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:11,160
We offer gratitude for Felipe's friendship
and his time on this plane.
467
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:17,420
[Soft music playing]
468
00:22:25,630 --> 00:22:26,720
[Rollie sighs]
469
00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:30,090
Did it work?
470
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:32,390
Do you feel better?
471
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,230
Yeah. I do.
472
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,480
Ready to say you're sorry now?
473
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:45,090
No way. Joke's on you.
474
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:48,070
I dipped the bread in vinegar.
Tastes just like a Jersey Mike's sandwich.
475
00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:49,430
I could stay up here forever.
476
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:50,390
Really?
477
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:52,430
No. You gotta get me down.
478
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:54,740
I'm losing my mind. I'm...
479
00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:58,020
sorry.
480
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,820
I'm so sorry.
481
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:01,380
Please let me down.
482
00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:04,590
Apology is accepted.
483
00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:07,050
You may now come down.
484
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:09,590
[Sighs]
485
00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:14,210
There you go.
486
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:15,410
What is that?
487
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,130
Your way down.
488
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,320
Remember?
489
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,460
- Get the ladder.
- No.
490
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,060
- Why not?
- 'Cause I don't want to.
491
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,210
Just jump, idiot.
492
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:24,650
[Sighs]
493
00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:28,340
- Whoa! [Grunts]
- [Bones crack]
494
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,640
Ah! My shoulder!
495
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,640
[Groans]
496
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,370
If I did it, you could do it.
497
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,140
I'm not doing that.
498
00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,750
Then you live on the roof now.
499
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,040
Okay. Okay.
500
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:41,710
Fine.
501
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,420
[Exhales]
502
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:52,740
No!
503
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:55,290
- [Both grunt]
- Oh, my shoulder!
504
00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:56,540
[Groans]
505
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,080
Okay. See you later.
506
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,430
Ah!
507
00:24:00,890 --> 00:24:02,150
{\an8}[Indistinct chatter]
508
00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:07,440
- Hey.
- Hey.
509
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,700
{\an8}- How's it going?
- Not great.
510
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,220
{\an8}Your game piece is still making
its way down my intestines.
511
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,930
Sounds like cancel culture.
512
00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:17,660
{\an8}- Right?
- [Chuckles]
513
00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:27,090
So... I'm sorry.
514
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,280
I shouldn't have said all that stuff.
515
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,600
Especially since you're sort of the reason
I won that award in the first place.
516
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:37,750
Really? How?
517
00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:41,170
Well, the first time
I ever saw that fancy script,
518
00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:44,550
the words with all the cool
old-timey swirlies on them,
519
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,190
was on your certificate.
520
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:50,510
I always wanted to have my name on one
so ma could put it on the wall.
521
00:24:50,710 --> 00:24:52,740
That's why I worked really hard at school.
522
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:57,910
So you're saying I'm kind of the reason
you wanna go to college?
523
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,540
Yeah, you're part of it for sure.
524
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,320
Uh, so I need your help.
525
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,880
I wanna use the money from the award
to open a bank account.
526
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,820
And since you're the money guy
in the family...
527
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,120
Say no more.
528
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:14,490
You are smart to come to me with this.
529
00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:17,220
If you wanna join the financial sector,
there are millions of options.
530
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,620
You can open a checking account.
531
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,600
You can open a savings account.
532
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,610
- So two options?
- Yeah, those are the two.
533
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:29,050
I would go with savings.
You get a better interest rate.
534
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,880
- All right. Let's do it.
- Great.
535
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,930
- Let me just get some information.
- Okay.
536
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:37,410
{\an8}First question, uh,
who or what is a doja cat?
537
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,100
It's not for the accountants.
It's for me. Is it a Batman villain?
538
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,700
Is it a place
where you learn martial arts?
539
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,440
- I just, uh, I really need to know.
- Okay.
540
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,520
Uh, how about you set up the account,
541
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,710
and I will teach you
about young people stuff.
542
00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:50,790
I would love that.
543
00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:55,740
Okay, let's work up to doja cat.
544
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,040
- Okay.
- Let's start off with tiktok.
545
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,160
- I'm sorry?
- You don't know tiktok?
546
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,060
What's tiktok? Is that, like, LinkedIn?
547
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,770
{\an8}[Ryan imitates trumpet playing
"pomp and circumstance"]
548
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,860
[Whirring]
549
00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,670
[Thuds]
550
00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:41,720
[Upbeat music playing]
551
00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:42,180
[Andrea] Next on Primo...
552
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,530
- Rollie's in jail.
- [Groans]
553
00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:45,180
Primo might be able to go to college.
554
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:48,480
So, if he starts doing the dumb crap
you do 'cause he thinks that's cool,
555
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,570
- that's on you.
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
556
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,480
Oh, damn. Primo!
557
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,990
- What did you do?!
- Oh!
558
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:57,160
Well, this was fun.
559
00:27:57,350 --> 00:27:58,420
Men are so stupid.
560
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:03,020
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